as i walked home in the blizzard from work last night, cursing myself for forgetting my rainboots at home, i also came to a sad realization: i need to buy new flats. and as i've said before, i own two pairs of flats and i resent them both. but on one pair the sole is half ripped off and on the other the sole is so thin it feels as if i'm walking barefoot. while i hate going out and spending money on new flats, it must be done. flats, like a teething baby, are a necessary evil. which makes sense because if babies never got teeth they'd never stop breast feeding and who really wants their kid sucking on their tatas for their whole life (logic, by colleen). and so, i present unto you: flats i would buy if forced to at gunpoint (sounds like a great new lecture series!) and all of these are under $50 because FUCK THAT SHIT i need to spend my money on stilettos y'all.
but in all seriousness i kind of like number 9. putting a tiger on a flat makes it much fiercer.